FACEBOOK? Slutbook, meet just to Humpbook. Trying to be all sneaky but then you get Caughtbook. Shamebook. Lamebook, using a fake Namebook. Corny in the streets, but on here you got Gamebook. Pokebook, “Everybody’s Quotebook.” In pictures you got money, but in person you Brokebook. Sexbook. Flexbook. Flirting with your Exbook. Someone leaves a comment then you get an urgent Textbook. Fightbook, Everybody’s Rightbook. Someone needs to come up with a “Get a Life Book.
Posted on Tuesday December 6th

